Ah, Genesis and The Forbidden Fruit Chronicles. The book that introduces us to the grand opening act of creation where God basically sets up the world’s most impressive estate sale—earth, sky, oceans, land creatures, and human beings. A cosmic “Everything Must Go” kind of vibe. Everything was declared “good”—the sea creatures were good, the land beasts were good, heck, even mosquitoes were probably considered good (God works in mysterious ways, right?). But wait… there was one thing that was “not good.” Cue the dramatic music: “It is not good for man to be alone.”

And just like that, enter Eve. Hi, Eve! It’s like she walked in, not with a hello, but more like, “Hey, Adam, what’s with all this brooding? Let’s spice things up a bit.”

Eve was the ultimate “plot twist” in the story of humanity. But little did she know she’d also be the scapegoat for, well, basically everything. So let’s dive into that whole “forbidden fruit” business, which may have been an apple, but let’s be honest, could’ve been something far more exotic like a pomegranate or a durian (although, durians smell so bad, even a serpent would’ve second-guessed the snack).

The Tree of Knowledge: Forbidden Fruit or Gateway to Awakening

Then there’s that infamous tree—the “Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.” For the record, that’s the first time the word “evil” shows up. So, if you missed that memo, don’t worry, you’re not alone. It’s like God slipped that warning into the fine print, “By the way, guys, evil is a thing. Just don’t eat the fruit and we’ll all be fine.” But of course, in typical human fashion, if you tell us not to touch the shiny, tempting thing, what’s the first thing we do? We touch the shiny, tempting thing.

Now, I always found it curious how the serpent—the so-called mastermind of mischief—just knew that this was the best way to unravel paradise. “Hey, Eve, come here. You know you wanna take a bite, right? Look at Adam over there, blissfully ignorant, naming animals and twiddling his thumbs. Wouldn’t you like to… know things?” *wink, wink* And just like that, the first sales pitch in history worked like a charm. (And Adam? Oh, Adam. Let’s just say he wasn’t exactly flexing his “strength of will” muscles that day.)

Adam and Eve’s Expulsion: The Original “You Can’t Sit With Us”

So, here’s the kicker—after chomping down on the fruit, Adam and Eve get booted out of Eden. I like to think of it as the first episode of House Hunters: Divine Edition. They had it all—lush garden, rent-free living, zero predators, perfect climate—basically paradise with free Wi-Fi. And then, in the greatest real estate blunder of all time, they managed to lose it in the ultimate cosmic eviction. Whoops! Next thing you know, they’re outside the pearly gates with God saying, “You’ve been served!” while handing them an eviction letter that just says, “Good luck out there!”

But let’s not give the apple (or the serpent) all the credit for the fall of humanity. There’s a bigger picture here, folks: it’s all about the eternal balance—light and dark, knowledge and ignorance, masculine and feminine, and apparently, really bad decisions.

And then God shows up, asking Adam what happened. And Adam, with all the grace of someone throwing a Hail Mary, goes, “Uh, the woman YOU gave me…” Ouch! Not only does Adam throw Eve under the bus, but he backs it up right over God, too! Eve, understandably flustered, tries her own defense: “The serpent made me do it!” Uh, huh, sure, Eve. Because all of us are out here having cozy chats with reptiles. Totally relatable.

And the serpent? God’s like, “You’ll slither on your belly for the rest of your life!” The serpent probably sipped his green tea, shrugged, and went, “Cool, bro! Joke’s on you, I never had legs anyway.” It’s almost like the whole thing was a cosmic game of “Not My Fault,” starring the first dysfunctional family, complete with finger-pointing, snack drama, and one seriously unimpressed deity.

Serpent, Meet Kundalini: Was It Really Just a Forbidden Fruit?

Now, speaking of the serpent, did anyone else catch the parallel between the serpent in the garden and the idea of Kundalini energy? For those unfamiliar, Kundalini is often depicted as a coiled serpent at the base of the spine, and when awakened, it rises up, activating spiritual awareness. Doesn’t that ring a bell? I mean, sure, the Genesis serpent wasn’t exactly leading a yoga class, but there’s something there.

The serpent isn’t just the bad guy in this tale; it’s symbolic of transformation, of breaking out of ignorance. You can’t tell me that’s a coincidence. It’s almost like through the temptation of that fruit, humanity got its first taste of the sacred feminine energy—the wisdom, intuition, and power that would later be embodied in figures like priestesses, goddesses, and yes, even Eve herself.

In fact, if you want to dive deeper into the connection between the sacred feminine and spiritual transformation, I wrote a whole article on the topic that you can check out here titled “Priestess, Goddess, and the Magic of the Sacred Feminine.” You might want to read it right after this—just saying.

Was It Really “Evil” or Just a Bad PR Campaign?

Now, here’s something to ponder. Was the fruit really about “evil”? Or did someone just need a scapegoat because it was easier to blame Eve for all of humanity’s problems? Let’s face it, the Garden of Eden saga is one of the oldest examples of “Women, am I right?” To quote Eve, “It’s not my fault Adam didn’t have a snack before we started wandering around the garden that day.”

In all seriousness, the real issue at the heart of the story isn’t so much “evil” in the traditional sense, but rather the journey of awakening, of moving from innocence into experience. After all, life outside the garden might be tough, but it’s real. It’s where we learn, grow, and evolve. So, yeah, maybe leaving Eden wasn’t a punishment but an opportunity.

And just like the rise of Kundalini, maybe Adam and Eve had to leave the garden to ascend—just like us. To become aware of their power, their divinity, and ultimately, to find their way back to paradise in a new form.

The Return to Eden: Maybe It’s a State of Mind?

Here’s a wild thought—what if Eden isn’t just a literal garden but a metaphor for a state of consciousness? The ancient mystics often talked about the idea of returning to a state of purity and union with the divine. Through the gates of Eden, we left paradise, but maybe we’re also destined to return—whether through spiritual practices, meditation, or personal growth.

There’s an interesting take on this History Channel documentary

🐍 “Searching For The Real Garden of Eden.” 🐍

The documentary dives into the idea that ancient civilizations understood spiritual wisdom in ways we’ve lost today. It’s definitely worth watching if you’re into exploring the deeper meaning of myth, symbolism, and the mystery of our human origins. To dive deeper into the spiritual essence of the Divine Feminine, check my blog post on

🌙 Unlocking the Sacred Power: Priestess, Goddess and the Magic of the Divine Feminine🌙 for more insights.

The Moral of the Story (or Lack Thereof)

So what does the story of Adam and Eve really mean? Honestly, it’s open to interpretation. Maybe it’s about knowledge. Maybe it’s about balance. Maybe it’s just about two people who made a questionable snack choice. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s about awakening to our divine potential and finding our way back to wholeness—through the gates of Eden, through the rise of Kundalini, and through our journey to balance the masculine and feminine within us.

In the end, let’s not be too hard on Eve. After all, she just wanted a little wisdom and a decent conversation. And to be fair, it’s not like Adam was stepping up with any revolutionary ideas. So, here’s to Eve—may we all have her curiosity, her courage, and her quest for knowledge. And as for the serpent? Well, let’s just say we’re all still trying to figure that one out.